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Chapter 1: Another Ancient Artifact from Those Absurd Amazons Sitting alone in the corner of a dusty old storage room, the silhouette of a familiar purple-haired vixen could be found pecking and plucking through the various knickknacks her great-grandmother had acquired from years as an esteemed (if a tad kooky) Amazonian matriarch. Her fingers panned across containers filled with wicked talismans, ancient puzzle-boxes, and VHS recordings of schmaltzy J-dramas. She was on the hunt yet again for a means of earning her 'Airen's' heart, but with time of the essence, and plans repeatedly failing, wits, more and more, were reaching their end. &#